The songs of D.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs		Popularity	Composed
The Fake Blood on Donald Trump's Ear		680	1893098/5/2024
Jesus wears a trucker hat		460	1878876/7/2024
Hang'em high!		500	1876485/28/2024
Moonshine and banjos		275	1860333/22/2024
When your stepmom is your sister		500	1856713/7/2024
Your mum and me		500	18327511/28/2023
I left my Stetson in Blötberget		500	18317711/24/2023
NASCAR is for little girls		500	18192610/3/2023
Rednecks must die!		500	1817149/24/2023
Horse Manure		500	1816039/19/2023
Swinkier Than Thou		500	16611312/13/2021
The Unholy Republic of Swink		500	16593312/5/2021
Hungry for Swink		500	16561711/22/2021
Never mind the seeds - here's the Swink!		500	16494310/25/2021
Who do I have to blow to get a seed?		500	1643179/29/2021
Seeds of Sorrow		500	1640259/17/2021
Gimme Gimme Those Seeds!		500	1606204/28/2021
Counting My Toes		500	1603294/16/2021
Do ya Swink I'm sexy?		500	1601414/8/2021
Swink Nation		500	1594893/12/2021
Back to Swink		500	1593703/7/2021
Backwards People from up North		500	721073/24/2011
Din Mamma och Jag		500	720143/20/2011
Surf Nazis Must Die!		500	707701/27/2011
A Really Fast Song		500	706741/23/2011
Great Fucking Song that Kicks Ass!		500	705431/18/2011
Facepalm		500	6854410/27/2010
In Your Face		500	6843410/22/2010
Röck Döts		500	6832510/17/2010
How hot is my wife? Zzzzziiizzzzling!		500	672229/1/2010
Rendezvous (My knuckles and your face)		500	670968/27/2010
Red		500	655536/24/2010
Cute, fluffy little lambs (Bloodbath)		500	652666/12/2010
XXX		500	650766/4/2010
Kgrmtz!		500	649675/30/2010
Poof		500	634173/27/2010
Death to False Metal!		500	633433/24/2010
Go to Hell!		500	632283/19/2010
Knucklesandwich		500	631063/14/2010
You suck!		500	630123/10/2010
Feel That Swinky Music Baby		500	616221/11/2010
Music for The Minions		500	615491/8/2010
Gris är gott		500	614811/5/2010
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck (Merry Xmas)		500	613891/1/2010
The Wife Demands a Song		500	6116412/23/2009
Just Another Song		500	6048711/25/2009
Satan sucks Mayor ass!		500	6019911/13/2009
Whatever you do I'll do your mum		500	6008611/8/2009
A Perfect Day to Kill a Troll		500	5993611/2/2009
Bunny Ears are Metal		500	581118/18/2009
S.W.I.N.K.		500	579058/9/2009
Porrpung		500	577348/2/2009
Give War a Chance		500	561015/26/2009
Non VIP:s are Lesser Humans		500	559795/21/2009
Thierry got chlamydia		500	5057710/8/2008
Fatter By The Day		500	5057710/8/2008
Tribadism		500	5057710/8/2008
Cumbucket		500	496228/29/2008
The Incredible Hunkaliciousness of Des Swink		500	494488/22/2008
Lars Lagerbäck must die!		500	486717/20/2008
Alkmaarians Smell of Cheese		500	477006/10/2008
Scrotum Bouncing Against Scrotum		500	475206/3/2008
Swink, motherfucker! Swink!		500	467885/3/2008
Punk, motherfucker! Punk!		500	464734/20/2008
Apollo Rocket of Love		500	460984/4/2008
M.I.L.F.		500	407398/25/2007
Pixelcounters Have Small Dicks		500	396927/12/2007
Lizzette is a Slut!		500	386095/28/2007
Kolbie The Cheese Girl		500	352801/10/2007
Lame, Lamer, Bruinsma		500	3481912/21/2006
Pretty in Swink		500	3457312/11/2006
Ge Mig Säd!		500	3402211/18/2006
The Garden Gnome Liberation Army		500	313697/31/2006
Popomundo Messiah		500	307577/5/2006
Melvin The Brave		500	307577/5/2006
The Evil Gnome has a Posse		500	302066/12/2006
158 Days (At The Top)		500	278953/8/2006
Morning Wood		500	277563/2/2006
Situnayake Bukake		500	265341/10/2006
GOD SMACKING!		500	2592712/16/2005
Niklas Gustavsson Eats Dog Food		500	2436910/12/2005
I Made Bubba Eat His Soap		500	2415610/3/2005
Niklas Gustavsson Wears Diapers		500	238159/19/2005
Mae Fy Hofrenfad Yn Llawn O Lyswennod		500	234779/5/2005
No Sleep 'Til Görky Park		500	232068/24/2005
The Track That Was Later Deleted		500	229638/14/2005
Légpárnás Hajóm Tele Van Angolnákkal		500	226668/2/2005
Mia Kusenveturilo Estas Plena Da Angiloj		500	223837/21/2005
Mea Navicula Pendens Anguillarum Plena Est		500	220447/7/2005
(Michael Hopper) Burn In Hell		500	218296/28/2005
My Skeertuig Is Vol Van Palinge		500	215626/17/2005
Mit Svævefartøj Er Fuld Af Ål		500	210565/27/2005
Moj Hoverkraft Je Pun Jegulja		500	208165/17/2005
The Unladen Swallow (The Bridge of Death Part III)		500	192483/13/2005
Red (The Bridge of Death Part II)		500	190773/5/2005
Blue (The Bridge of Death Part I)		500	188762/25/2005
Never Trust A Kissing Slut		500	185132/10/2005
Pining For The Fiords		500	1743512/27/2004
Gul Snö		500	1722012/18/2004
Fetchez La Vache		500	1695112/7/2004
And After The Spanking, The Oral Sex		500	1652011/19/2004
A spanking! A spanking!		500	1630511/10/2004
Oh, Wicked, Bad, Naughty, Evil Zoot!		500	1612311/2/2004
Bad Bad Zoot!		500	1594510/26/2004
Norwegian Blue		500	140538/8/2004
Silly English Kniggits!		500	139538/4/2004
Brave Sir Robin!		500	137857/28/2004
Hairway To Steven		500	133897/11/2004
Bring Out Your Dead		500	133147/8/2004
The Eternal Quest for Shrubberies		500	132347/5/2004
We are The Knights who say Ni!		500	123285/28/2004
Stonehard Pöwer		500	122755/26/2004
Our second song.		500	114164/20/2004
Our first song.		500	114164/20/2004