E. Johnsen

E. is 35 years old. She is the Master Mind of Broken Crown Crew. E. is located in London at Nuns’ Boarding House.

E. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Attitude Flirty
State Normal
Mood 100
Health 79
Marbles 945
Cash 311,266.10 M$
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Game: The Great Heist
Points: 1055
Days Active: 1018 days

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Nine Months, One Notebook, Zero Chill


Evy was nesting so hard it looked like she was prepping for nuclear winter instead of a baby.
She was perched on the bed, surrounded by crumpled snack wrappers, baby socks, nipple cream (don’t ask), and at least four different blueprints for their future “family-friendly strip club.” Her hair was in a bun so messy it had achieved sentience and was now plotting its own escape.

She slammed her notebook open like it owed her money.
"Okay. LIST TIME! Don’t look at me like that, Earle, this is vital for our survival."

She started stabbing her pen into the page so hard it looked like she was performing an exorcism.

• Finish strip club legal shit. Before I explode and flood the lobby.
• Pick nursery paint. If one more clerk offers me ‘Alabaster Dream’ I’ll eat them alive.
• Choose a name. ANY name. I will literally name him ‘Beard Jr.’ if he pops out with your facial hair.
• Schedule sex. Non-negotiable.
• Eat the weird-ass cake I left in the fridge before it starts evolving new life forms.
• Check if baby swing is possessed or just looks that way.
• Find a discreet way to stash postpartum pads that doesn’t look like we’re stocking a meth lab.
• Convince Earle to stop calling my stretch marks ‘racing stripes.’
• Have one last "just us" night that involves questionable activities, 6,000 calories, and me on top so I don’t suffocate him.
• Breathe. Cry. Eat. Repeat.

She threw the pen dramatically, missing the trash can. Then turned to Earle, eyes wide, voice going from demonic screech to tiny kitten squeak in .02 seconds.

"Baby… we STILL don’t have a NAME. At this point, if he comes out with your beard, I’m naming him Leo and dropping him at a circus audition. I can’t do this!"

Evy paused, narrowed her eyes at his sandwich like it had personally wronged her.
"Also - GIMME that before I commit a felony. Pretty please!!!"

Posted 7/16/2025, 6:00 PM

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    ♡ Earle ♡

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